Very few people shop during the extended store hours.
My children will not keep secrets from their siblings.
Some Christmas ornaments are edible.
Some Christmas food is not.
My kids will bring home ten times the amount of art they normally do.
By January 1st, I will pay in blood for child volume control (by volume, I mean loudness and not how many children I have...we all know how that one has turned out.)
I will always like giving more than receiving (although I received two of my favorite gifts of all time this year!)
One can never sleep too much.
Santa gets gas just like everyone else.
Small children do not really care what is inside the package...they will inevitably end up playing with the package.
Take two cars when traveling to grandma and grandpa's...we will come back with more than we took.
There is a reason the Dirty Santa game is for adults.
Light-seeing is fun until a kid gets sick in the car and you're not close to home.
Do not put breakable (i.e., glass) gifts under the tree in a house full of short people who shake presents.
Send Christmas cards every year.
Spending too much time on things that do not matter (shopping, decorating, partying) takes away time from things that really do.
Video everything....when you have children, everything is AFV material.
Use every opportunity you have to tell people about Jesus (they are more likely to listen at Christmas!)
Give meaningful gifts.
Too much of a good thing can cause diarrhea.
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This was cute! Thanks for sharing ;)
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